【新唐人2012年3月8日訊】中共兩會代表幾天來在北京的表現，不僅讓外媒記者們大跌眼鏡，也讓熟悉國情的大陸網友驚訝不已。有網友說，本來應該非常嚴肅的事情，卻被這些代表們演成了「荒誕劇」。
今年兩會最先被網友評為年度笑話的是，李鵬之女、中電公司董事長李小琳的「道德檔案」提議。她說：「我覺得應該給每個公民建立一份道德檔案，以此來約束大家，每個人都要『知恥』。」有法律學者批評說，恰恰相反，公民該對官員進行道德評判。而網友則毫不客氣的指出：「最無恥的就是電力行業、國企老總、官二代！」李小琳作為電力公司的董事長，不說電老虎的壟斷，卻說要給公民建立道德檔案，被網友認為是「荒誕劇 」的開場。
「荒誕劇」最精彩的一幕則由吉林省歌舞劇院歌舞團團長劉春梅上演。3月5號上午，她在人民大會堂東門外，突然高歌「哥哥你要把河過，先要對上妹妹的歌……」而且一邊唱一遍轉。事情經大陸媒體高調報導後，網友罵聲一片，有的評論說「兩會變耍猴的了」。也有網友譏笑：「唱情歌這種事我自己行著呢，真不用別人代表。」
兩會奇聞中，還有83歲的申紀蘭提出的「網路的確該管管」提議，這位當了55年代表，從沒投過反對票的人大「活化石」說：「我有個想法，網也應該有人管，不是誰想弄就能弄。」她還自問：「這個網，你誰想上就能上？還是要組織批准呢？」對這位素以農民號稱的老人，大陸網友本來只是善意的勸說：「咱不說話行嗎？」後來媒體曝光，申紀蘭在山西開有貿易公司、地産公司，於是，受騙的網友憤怒斥責：騙子代表能代表誰？
而不知身在何處真的王立軍和又無處不在的全國政協代表上海戲曲學院副院長「王立軍」，也被網友列為兩會「荒誕劇」中的一幕。
Netizen: Two Sessions Became Absurd Shows
The deputies to the two sessions of the Chinese Communist
Party (CCP) put on jaw-dropping shows over past few days.
The representatives talks and behavior stunned foreign
media reporters as well as Chinese netizens.
Online comments say that the sessions should have been
held very seriously, but were performed as absurd dramas.
“Joke of the Year”of the two sessions was voted
by Chinese netizens.
It was given to Li Xiaolin, daughter of Li Peng,
former CCP Premier.
Li Xiaolin was the President of China Power International
Development Limited.
Li said, “I think we should create a moral file for each citizen,
so as to restrain all, for every one should ‘have shame awareness’”.
Legal scholars refuted Li’s proposal that it is the citizen who
should make moral judgment about the official.
A netizen criticized, “The most shameless are
the electric power sector, the state-owned enterprise CEOs and the official 2nd-generation!”
Li unveiled the opening of absurd dramas, who did not
mention the electric power’s monopoly.
Instead, she proposed creating citizen moral files.
The hit of the absurd show was put on by Liu Chunmei,
head of Music and Dance Troupe of Jilin Province.
On the morning of March 5, Liu spontaneously sang a love
song outside the east entrance to Great Hall of the People.
While singing, Liu was also rotating her body.
The news was reported in high-profile by China media,
attracting waves of condemnation.
An online posting said, “the two sessions became
a monkey-trick show.”
A netizen sneered, “I’m very skillful at singing love songs,
that really has no need to be represented by others.”
The odd news about the CCP’s two sessions falls
on the head of 83-year-old Shen Jilan.
Shen, being a representative for 55 years, and who has
never vetoed, said:
“I have an ideal, someone should control the internet,
shouldn’t let people freely use it.”
Shen asked, “Can this internet service be offered to anybody
who wants? Or should it require the Party’s approval?”
Officially touted as a farmer, Shen was later exposed as
owning trade and real estate companies in Shan Xi province.
Deceived netizens rebuked; “Who can be represented
by a liar deputy?”
Wang Lijun, whose whereabouts is are unknown was
another part of “theater of the absurd” of the two sessions.
